I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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