If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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