did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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