I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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