Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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