dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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