are you still at the devil's house?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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