if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
