On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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