you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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