Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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