Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
