i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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