They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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