Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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