I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You need a sexual gate keeper
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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