I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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