Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do plants get herpes?
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