A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Randomize
