Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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