your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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