a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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