Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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