I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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