Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I had to cum in my sink.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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