k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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