Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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