You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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