fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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