Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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