I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.