Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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