We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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