i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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