i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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