Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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