Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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