I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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