Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
So. Much. Porn.
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