bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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