I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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