Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's the barista slut.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I love you.
Bad choice
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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