Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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