am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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