At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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