We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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