OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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