i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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