your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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