i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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