Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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