I wannas sexs uuuuu
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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