thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you win again, gameday.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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