Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Randomize
