If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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