so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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