very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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