Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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